Unicorn Poop
Whimsical name, serious gas. Unicorn Poop is the original GLO classic that put fantasy on the map and real ones on their ass. It’s loud, funky, and strangely beautiful—like if a mythical creature ripped one after eating Skittles and truffle oil. This strain blends heavy-hitting relaxation with an unexpected creative lift, keeping your body mellow while your brain floats off on rainbow fumes. Don't let the name fool you—this is connoisseur-grade cannabis wrapped in glitter and absurdity. Loud on the nose, sticky on the fingers, and unforgettable on the tongue.
Flavor Profile: Funky garlic, berry cream, and diesel sparkle
Aroma: Sweet garbage... but in the most elite way
Perfect for:
Artistic chaos
Melting into the couch while your mind runs laps
First-timers trying to prove something (they shouldn’t)
A true GLO icon. Wild, weird, and world-class. 🦄💩