Porn Nug
This isn’t flower—it’s filth. PornNUG is GLO’s uncensored masterpiece: a thick, glistening, trichome-dripping strain that looks too good to be legal. It’s loud, seductive, and absolutely wrecks. Crack the jar and you’re hit with a wave of dessert gas and syrupy funk so nasty it should come with a viewer discretion warning. This indica-leaning hybrid doesn’t play—first it flirts with your brain, then it lays your body out like a deleted scene. Euphoric, heavy, and decadent as hell, it’s made for late nights, low lights, and not much clothing (optional, but recommended).
Cross: Biscotti and MAC1
Flavor Profile: Creamy vanilla, gassy kush, and sweet sin
Aroma: Warm bakery meets XXX dispensary
Perfect for:
NSFW sessions
Melting into the sheets
Making bad decisions feel very, very right
Sticky. Loud. Obscene. And one of the finest nugs ever rolled. 🍑🎥💦